they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
this is an emotional support booty call
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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