i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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