it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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