the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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