drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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