My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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