She said her name was "party"
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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