Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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