The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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