shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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