he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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