is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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