You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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