did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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