walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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