I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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