make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize