Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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