Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
this will be a night to untag.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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