I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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