i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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