thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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