If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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