ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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