Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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