No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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