I want to stick my p in your. b.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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