He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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