Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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