so explain again why im purple
no
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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