I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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