I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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