That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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