i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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