that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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