Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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