waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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