you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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