Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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