can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
