I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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