What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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