He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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