whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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