wat bout pragnant strippers??
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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