I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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