her vagine was all disorganized.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We just shotgunned beers for America
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night