All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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