I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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