I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
