Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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