Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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